In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling “realistic” baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the “rocking motion” advertised to calm it down wouldn’t work, and you couldn’t get it to stop without shaking it.
Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying.
On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn’t understand why the police were there, she just “got rid of the stupid doll” as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.
87 Comments on 'Baby Doll'
Well, this one had me..
I remember reading this on Funnyjunk years ago…
mayde me gut n ‘rection
awesome and ironic both at the same time
Well, if this is truly copied from funnyjunk, shame on you. But if not, applause…and then I will slink away into the darkness of the hole I came from and never come out again.
Pretty good pasta. Very short, but that did not affect my rating, but probably effected it for the better. (
I’m on my Kindle, so it’s pretty awkward trying to review this pasta with a touch keyboard.)
Honey, I killed the baby.
Oh my god.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
To those calling out the post for being ‘copied’:
The story is a classic creepypasta. Creepypastas are stories that are retold on various sites and message boards (Like 4chan’s /x/, for example) so I wouldn’t be surprised to see it on funnyjunk or other sites. The user ‘Creepypasta Indexer’, from what I can see, is a mod/admin who gathered a TON of the classic creepypastas.
Good pasta but I made my stomach hurt a little
This is so related to the movie called “First Born”, but instead of bashing its head, the mother buried the doll and she went crazy. o.O
wow really fun to read but really short
not that satisfying
One of my favorites 9/10
Awepic awesome-epic cross?
Well, that was sad and horrifying. Good job!
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT… XD 10/10
I don’t get it o.o
Oh my. That.. Uh… That was good.
Did not see that one coming! Good job
I have to admit that this is pretty good sucks that it’s short
Oh no 🙁 Sheesh!
I’m really not a fan of short stories (like this length)
BUT I loved the story. I honestly was expecting that ending twist
Was short and very ironic – like it a lot, regardless. 8/10
wish it had more gore… 8/10
LMFAO she bashed the wrong baby LOL
oh well we all make psychotic mistakes
I really like this story, one of my favorites out of the creepy pastas I’ve read. I do wish it was longer though, making more of a suspense build-up.
Momma had two babies. One was real one was fake. One day the baby wouldn’t stop crying. Momma snapped. The baby did stop crying though, but momma shut the wrong baby up. Oh momma, how are you gonna tell daddy?
Well damn. I killed my kid, but I have this neat doll!
Short, Sweet, and made me think “Well shit..” 5/5
great pasta…..keep it up…..
My mom used to have one of those dolls. I also used to have a baby brother.
Um-why didnt the mothers get rid of the dolls when they had their kids? This story doesnt make much sense although I got the direction it was going.
I feel the ending could have been a bit less abrupt, but a marvelous concept overall.
Good but somewhat predictable
oh shit she killed the wrong baby xD
Honey? Was beating the doll supposed to leave blood and viscera on the floor?
Haha, jk. 4/5
WOW didnt see that coming really amazing 9999999999/10 just the other time id suggest making it longer and with more of a backstory like: the mom had a baby already but she wanted to see how it would feel to start over (blablablablabla the rest of the stuff) only later she realised….. she killed her baby and the doll was kept crying in that house for years upon years
Short and straight to the point, however, too abrupt for a solid conclusion. The third person narrative was greatly appreciated, it truly stood out. In the future I’d recommend keeping from the easy button of gore; too much or gore as the throttle for horror quickly loses it’s appeal.
It never ceases to surprise me on the amount of fucked up minds. cool.
“dammit not again…”
awwww….sad AND creepy…
awesome pasta keep up the good work never give up or have a realistic baby next to a real baby just saying.
i swear i have seen this somewhere else before and it was good but this is also why i will never have kids
well im guilty of this
That got dark and creepy quickly.. O.O Good pasta.
THIS STORY INSPIRED A MOVIE?! AWESOMENESS!!! X^D This story is THE BEST ONE I’ve read on here so far. My rank on a scale of 1-10? 15! I will so be on the lookout for that movie!!
it never had a chance
The toy company was definitely planning this from the start.
Wow, I loved that story! It was short and to the point, and the ending was a great twist! Absolutely entertaining!
Write your comment…well ya know, baby keeps parent up at night and the lack of sleep can cause these mistakes to happen. And just look what a good baby the baby is now. Doesn’t grow very much though. May need to have a doctor look into that at a later time. For now they should just enjoy a good nights sleep now that the bundle of joy is finally sleeping through the night. Good ending. 8.5
This is why I hate dolls.
These tiny ones are really good…
HAHA! I’ve always hated baby dolls, even when I was a kid, because I found them freaky. Actually, not just dolls….don’t kill me, but I’m also freaked out by real babies…this story scared me to death and I found the ending very satisfying. Good Job!
Oh God, if you don’t know how to differentiate between your child and a doll then. Don’t. Buy. Dolls.
interesting well she is 100% going to the loony bin
Holy zalgo she killed the wrong baby whelp that was cool 10/10 keep writing more that was awesome.
It’s very rare you hear about “rural southern illinois” so I am interested in whom ever wrote this, I am from here. It gave a special kind of chill down my spine to hear something placed in my area.
Seems like mothers got attached more with their baby doll.
This is amazing. I had to narrate it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urqkxQWZRBE
sorry for the shameless self promotion
Well then… That was different. Instant classic, luv it
Well… that was a bit unexpected… but I was a great story anyways 🙂
The mums like ‘WAD I DO?’
I loved it!!! I hate me some babies. Condoms people! Especially if you happen to be batshit crazy, like me….
Very good story for the length of it
Impressively good with such a short length. 5/5
ooooh… realistic blood splatter too! Cool toy!
mommy where’s sissy?
Oopsy – Daisy.
What a mistake. How can you get you real kid mixed up!?
I loved it…But I don’t know why…I think its because I have dolls like that But I don’t have to kill it to shut it up…..But I do like to pretend I kill the baby ever once in a while
Heh heh heh. I liked this one.
I don’t know why she bought the doll anyway it is a fact that you should take a class instead of a fucking doll
there is actually a name for this… Baby Blues.. well im definetly set on not having children.
I’m confused… so the mothers’ were so diluted that they believed their children were dolls? I think there’s definitely a story here, but it needs more development
remind me to get one of those
Well, never get me this doll…I live in Il
50/50 chance of picking the right one.
God damn it, i killed the baby!