Baby Doll

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In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling “realistic” baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the “rocking motion” advertised to calm it down wouldn’t work, and you couldn’t get it to stop without shaking it.

Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying.

On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn’t understand why the police were there, she just “got rid of the stupid doll” as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.

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  • Commented on November 14, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

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  • Commented on April 23, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    My mom used to have one of those dolls. I also used to have a baby brother.

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  • Commented on July 24, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    …Crap…
    Honey, I killed the baby.

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  • Commented on February 26, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    oh well we all make psychotic mistakes

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  • Commented on March 24, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    Well damn. I killed my kid, but I have this neat doll!

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  • Commented on March 20, 2015 at 4:37 am

    Momma had two babies. One was real one was fake. One day the baby wouldn’t stop crying. Momma snapped. The baby did stop crying though, but momma shut the wrong baby up. Oh momma, how are you gonna tell daddy?

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  • Commented on April 22, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    Well, this one had me..

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  • Commented on July 23, 2015 at 1:17 am

    Honey? Was beating the doll supposed to leave blood and viscera on the floor?

    Haha, jk. 4/5

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  • Commented on October 10, 2013 at 5:51 am

    Oh my god.

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  • Commented on November 5, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    That got dark and creepy quickly.. O.O Good pasta.

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  • Commented on November 25, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    To those calling out the post for being ‘copied’:
    The story is a classic creepypasta. Creepypastas are stories that are retold on various sites and message boards (Like 4chan’s /x/, for example) so I wouldn’t be surprised to see it on funnyjunk or other sites. The user ‘Creepypasta Indexer’, from what I can see, is a mod/admin who gathered a TON of the classic creepypastas.

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  • Commented on August 26, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    Oh my. That.. Uh… That was good.

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  • Commented on April 1, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    Short, Sweet, and made me think “Well shit..” 5/5

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  • Commented on October 28, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    well im guilty of this

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  • Commented on January 17, 2014 at 5:41 am

    This is so related to the movie called “First Born”, but instead of bashing its head, the mother buried the doll and she went crazy. o.O

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  • Commented on April 18, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    One of my favorites 9/10

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  • Commented on December 9, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Good pasta but I made my stomach hurt a little

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  • Commented on April 2, 2015 at 1:41 pm

    great pasta…..keep it up…..

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  • Commented on October 20, 2015 at 6:17 pm

    i swear i have seen this somewhere else before and it was good but this is also why i will never have kids

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  • Commented on December 4, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    THIS STORY INSPIRED A MOVIE?! AWESOMENESS!!! X^D This story is THE BEST ONE I’ve read on here so far. My rank on a scale of 1-10? 15! I will so be on the lookout for that movie!!

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  • Commented on June 15, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    Pretty good pasta. Very short, but that did not affect my rating, but probably effected it for the better. (
    I’m on my Kindle, so it’s pretty awkward trying to review this pasta with a touch keyboard.)

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  • Commented on October 30, 2014 at 8:57 am

    Oh no 🙁 Sheesh!

    I’m really not a fan of short stories (like this length)
    BUT I loved the story. I honestly was expecting that ending twist
    8/10!!!

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  • Commented on May 21, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    Oh boy.

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  • Commented on October 10, 2015 at 7:46 am

    awesome pasta keep up the good work never give up or have a realistic baby next to a real baby just saying.

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  • Commented on May 20, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    awesome and ironic both at the same time

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  • Commented on December 20, 2013 at 3:45 am

    HahAhahaha…woopsy-daisy

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  • Commented on June 21, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    Well, that was sad and horrifying. Good job!

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  • Commented on July 6, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT… XD 10/10

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  • Commented on September 24, 2015 at 3:21 pm

    It never ceases to surprise me on the amount of fucked up minds. cool.

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  • Commented on October 2, 2015 at 9:47 am

    awwww….sad AND creepy…

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  • Commented on January 6, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    The toy company was definitely planning this from the start.

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  • Commented on February 26, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    well damn..

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  • Commented on October 18, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Oh God, if you don’t know how to differentiate between your child and a doll then. Don’t. Buy. Dolls.

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  • Commented on September 15, 2014 at 7:30 am

    Did not see that one coming! Good job

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  • Commented on June 24, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    I feel the ending could have been a bit less abrupt, but a marvelous concept overall.

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  • Commented on August 4, 2015 at 8:18 pm

    WOW didnt see that coming really amazing 9999999999/10 just the other time id suggest making it longer and with more of a backstory like: the mom had a baby already but she wanted to see how it would feel to start over (blablablablabla the rest of the stuff) only later she realised….. she killed her baby and the doll was kept crying in that house for years upon years

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  • LeonardDaniel
    Commented on August 4, 2015 at 9:45 pm

    Short and straight to the point, however, too abrupt for a solid conclusion. The third person narrative was greatly appreciated, it truly stood out. In the future I’d recommend keeping from the easy button of gore; too much or gore as the throttle for horror quickly loses it’s appeal.

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  • Commented on September 25, 2015 at 5:01 pm

    “dammit not again…”

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  • Commented on December 16, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    it never had a chance

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  • Commented on December 16, 2015 at 8:29 pm

    to shutup

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  • Commented on February 12, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Wow, I loved that story! It was short and to the point, and the ending was a great twist! Absolutely entertaining!

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  • Commented on February 22, 2016 at 7:18 am

    Write your comment…well ya know, baby keeps parent up at night and the lack of sleep can cause these mistakes to happen. And just look what a good baby the baby is now. Doesn’t grow very much though. May need to have a doctor look into that at a later time. For now they should just enjoy a good nights sleep now that the bundle of joy is finally sleeping through the night. Good ending. 8.5

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  • Commented on August 9, 2016 at 11:11 am

    These tiny ones are really good…

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  • Commented on October 18, 2016 at 9:35 am

    HAHA! I’ve always hated baby dolls, even when I was a kid, because I found them freaky. Actually, not just dolls….don’t kill me, but I’m also freaked out by real babies…this story scared me to death and I found the ending very satisfying. Good Job!

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  • Commented on December 6, 2016 at 9:28 am

    interesting well she is 100% going to the loony bin

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  • Commented on October 30, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    Was short and very ironic – like it a lot, regardless. 8/10

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  • Commented on June 1, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    This is why I hate dolls.

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  • Commented on October 24, 2014 at 2:05 am

    I have to admit that this is pretty good sucks that it’s short

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  • Commented on March 9, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    wow really fun to read but really short

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  • Commented on April 21, 2014 at 9:53 am

    Awepic awesome-epic cross?

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  • Commented on December 10, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    wish it had more gore… 8/10

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  • Commented on February 9, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    Thats Scurry

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  • Commented on March 6, 2015 at 3:16 pm

    I really like this story, one of my favorites out of the creepy pastas I’ve read. I do wish it was longer though, making more of a suspense build-up.

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  • Commented on June 26, 2015 at 5:03 pm

    Good but somewhat predictable

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  • Commented on July 9, 2015 at 5:06 pm

    oh shit she killed the wrong baby xD

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  • Commented on January 13, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    LMFAO she bashed the wrong baby LOL

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  • Commented on April 3, 2014 at 7:24 am

    not that satisfying

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  • Commented on June 5, 2013 at 1:27 am

    Well, if this is truly copied from funnyjunk, shame on you. But if not, applause…and then I will slink away into the darkness of the hole I came from and never come out again.

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  • Commented on May 8, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    I remember reading this on Funnyjunk years ago…

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  • Commented on May 14, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    mayde me gut n ‘rection

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  • Commented on August 23, 2013 at 5:09 am

    Meh.

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  • Commented on August 25, 2014 at 11:22 am

    I don’t get it o.o

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  • Bebe
    Commented on June 13, 2015 at 7:29 am

    Um-why didnt the mothers get rid of the dolls when they had their kids? This story doesnt make much sense although I got the direction it was going.

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