Elf on a Shelf

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It’s Christmas time, and my mom wanted to start a new tradition. Of course she had to make it “Elf on a Shelf”. I wasn’t too enthusiastic about the idea, but she knew that I wouldn’t go for just a hidden elf. So my mom made it a murdering elf. Why the fuck not, right? It’s already creepy enough looking already. But that’s not it. She put post-it notes on the elf and they were clues to find the “victims” of the elf. She knew I was horrible at finding things, so this was for her amusement. I was completely against it. I hated the idea, but she insisted that I do it. Well, insisting turned into forcing. I’m happy now though… This elf is my best friend. You probably think I’m crazy right now, right? Just… just hear me out. I… I am holding my mother’s heart, and her lifeless body lying at my feet. I was ecstatic. No more mother, and someone, or someTHING that felt the same about her. I hope we have the same takes on people; There are a lot of people I don’t like at school.

Original Author: Xonaught

24 Comments on 'Elf on a Shelf'

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  • Commented on December 10, 2014 at 5:12 pm

    I’ve seen the Elf on a Shelf thing at work and it is pretty creepy. This pasta though, is not. I’m not sure if you intended it to be that way but it is. It made me giggle at the end but that was about it. I feel like it could have been creepier if it was just drawn on a little bit.

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  • Commented on December 10, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    I didn’t really enjoy this pasta too much because of how short it is. It could have been a good pasta if it had more depth to it, like explain why or how his mom died. altogether it wasn’t that good but if you try again you can make a really good creepypasta. 2/5

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  • Commented on February 10, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    This is not good, it lacks of a lot of stuff and it escalated very quickly not even gonna bother saying what it lacks off。

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  • Anonrater
    Commented on June 22, 2015 at 9:10 pm

    Grow up, kid, being told to clean your room is not a good reason to write murder fantasies about your mom.

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  • Python
    Commented on January 28, 2015 at 8:02 pm

    U know what makes this creepyer an elf on a shelf is watching me right now *take machete and slices its head off*

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  • Commented on December 24, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    Not that good could go a little more into how she died

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  • Commented on December 30, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    How does crap like this get approved?

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  • Commented on February 11, 2015 at 7:21 pm

    It makes no sense, its a bunch of mishmosh jammed together with gore thrown in randomly. Why has this been approved but none of my stories have been? Mine are complete, etc.! This is not.

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  • Lord Pop
    Commented on February 28, 2015 at 8:18 am

    This is a good pasta it shows a mentally unstable child killing their mother because of an elf which he gave a personality to told him not the best pasta but good 3/5

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  • Janet Herrera
    Commented on May 23, 2015 at 2:29 am

    to much going on, shelf the elf

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  • Commented on October 2, 2015 at 3:08 am

    This pasta had potential, but the ending was horrendous…

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  • Commented on October 30, 2015 at 5:33 pm

    the creepy spider thought this pasta was bland and tasteless

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  • Commented on November 18, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    yayyy murderous children… just yay

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  • Commented on November 3, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    meh

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  • Commented on November 3, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    its nice with the whole elf on the shelf thing but it could use a few more details

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  • Commented on January 25, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    This is creepy knowing that I have an elf plushy.

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  • Commented on March 29, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    Despite all the negative comments I think it’s good concidering it supposed to be a short story I think u could just go a little more detailed on how the mom died or on the actual elf

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  • VanessaLavander (PurpleMan'sdaughter)
    Commented on September 19, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    Of course! Why not make a Pasta based off the Christmas doll that scares the crap out of everyone?! And I think there was something wrong with the mom. A MURDERING elf? That is just creepy and wrong! The main purpose of Elf on the Shelf is to basically scare kids into being good. So it’s kind of ironic that the mom makes the elf a psycho killer. Just, oh my lanta!

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  • Commented on November 2, 2015 at 4:48 pm

    uh…no.

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  • Commented on May 20, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    My mom made her elf on the shelf evil by saying that if I opened my presents early it would kill me…. Yea we have weird traditions. Anyone heard of the christmas pickle?

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  • harcon
    Commented on February 10, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    wow… that was stupid

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  • Mim
    Commented on April 10, 2015 at 7:15 am

    I laughed so much until i got to that ending. Really???
    Mine are COMPLETE and pretty damn good, but they are waiting for approval or denial.
    This was a shame, i was expecting a little more depth

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  • Alex Williams
    Commented on June 4, 2015 at 3:16 pm

    That is pretty screwed up!

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  • Commented on April 1, 2015 at 3:51 am

    Lol wow, just wow. I liked it. 5/5.

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