We Don’t Deliver

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After moving to a small town in southern Michigan I got a job as a cashier in the local store. After work I would walk home to my small house and order a small pizza.

This was my routine for two weeks when things took a strange turn. I called in my usual order to the pizzeria when a new voice, one I hadn’t heard before answer the phone and told me “The usual? No problem. I’ll deliver it in less than five minutes.”

Sure enough within five minutes my order was delivered and it was exactly what I had ordered every night before. When I tried to give the delivery boy a tip he declined, he said he didn’t need it and that he was just working at the pizzeria to get out of the house and to try and meet new people.

This became my new routine for about three months. I’d order the same pizza and the same deliver boy would stop by at the same time. It was sort of a running joke between us how he knew my routine so well and that I always had exactly what he needed.

When I grew tired of eating the same thing every night. On my way home I stopped at the small diner across the street from the pizza place and had a nice dinner. Through the window I saw my usual delivery boy leave the pizzeria with a box in hand, heading toward my block.

I returned home, later than usual, and I found a pizza box sitting on my doorstep. On the box was a note that said, “Missed you. Guess I’ll get what you owe me tomorrow.”

This creeped me out. I called the pizzeria and told the manager what I had found. I told him about the message and that for the past three months the same delivery boy had been stopping by and that I was sure he was the one who left the note.

It was then the manager told me something I never expected. “Ma’am, we don’t deliver.”

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  • Commented on September 14, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    It’s not delivery… It’s Digiorno.

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  • Commented on September 14, 2016 at 11:00 am

    The scary thing is that its a true story…….
    up vote if u cri everi tim

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  • Commented on September 22, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    Although well written, the title gave away the twist.

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  • Commented on September 14, 2016 at 11:06 am

    5/5 creepypizz-…uh..Creepy pasta, it was a good creepy pasta

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  • Commented on October 5, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    The first paragraph alone has a huge error in it after reading the whole story. If he had been able to have pizza delivered to his house before the new “delivery boy” started showing up, then how does the twist work? It should have started with him going to the pizzeria after work to pick one up, with him deciding later to just have one delivered to him to save gas or because he was too tired to go after work, or have one delivered on his days off, and having the the pizza boy showing up on his workdays. There’s also bad sentence structure at the start of the fifth paragraph. This was a good premise, but it was not formatted well.

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  • Commented on September 16, 2016 at 11:25 am

    Now that is a tasty entree pasta!!!!

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  • Commented on September 28, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Honestly, it’s not even scary. . Title gave it away

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  • Commented on September 15, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    Then why did they deliver for the first two weeks before the new guy started?

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  • Commented on September 15, 2016 at 10:02 am

    I like Delivery Boy. πŸ˜‰

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  • Commented on September 18, 2016 at 8:17 am

    For what it is worth I liked it. However, I felt that the name kinda ruined the ending of it…

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  • Commented on September 15, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    its not delivery its destalker…i am aware of the delivery digorno in the earlier comments…either way good story

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  • Commented on October 17, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    The plot is really good and fit to be a good creepypasta, however, there’s ONE major mistake you made the story look senseless: If the pizza company didn’t deliver any pizzas then how come they did deliver BEFORE the new delivery boy came?

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  • Commented on September 17, 2016 at 4:06 am

    Short and spooky just how I like it.

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  • Commented on October 5, 2016 at 7:19 am

    woah, nice… liked it!

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  • Ethan
    Commented on September 14, 2016 at 2:49 pm

    It’s a good short story, but my only problem is at the beginning of the story you said (the protagonist) that you’d order pizza after work from your house, for two weeks you did this. How then were you getting pizza delivered to your house if the pizzeria didn’t deliver?If it was a pick up order, maybe you should throw that little detail in so it makes more sense at the end.

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  • Commented on September 16, 2016 at 3:27 am

    I like it! pretty good quick pasta πŸ™‚
    4/5 πŸ˜€

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  • Commented on September 16, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    This made my head rock a little bit.. Good story (:

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  • Commented on September 14, 2016 at 9:58 am

    I quite liked this. Short, simple and creepy. Love it!<3

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  • Commented on September 26, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    If they don’t deliver, how did she get the pizza all those times before the new guy appeared?

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  • Commented on September 15, 2016 at 10:04 am

    I think delivery boy might be in love or a stalker.

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  • Commented on September 15, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Why order when you can bake a frozen in under 15 minutes? Get Geico, because 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

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  • Commented on October 8, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    Well, I hate pizza now…

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  • Commented on September 14, 2016 at 10:00 am

    That was really great, even for a shorter story! Most short stories tend to force an ending but this was a nice little story that had me at the Oh Sh!t moment. Very good, keep it up!!

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  • Bbygirl.jada
    Commented on September 15, 2016 at 8:57 am

    That was a good creepypasta

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  • Lilli
    Commented on September 17, 2016 at 5:41 am

    But then if you know the context, of “It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno”, it’s not a scary little story anymore. It’s more like a joke. Yet…

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  • Commented on September 18, 2016 at 7:13 pm

    Wow, that ending gave me the creeps, love the twist.

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  • Commented on September 18, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    Haha, I don’t really get it.XD I mean, just because the pizza place doesn’t deliver, doesn’t mean the guy is completely incapable of bringing a pizza to the main characters place.XD I suppose the guy must have been a stalker completely infatuated or somehow interested in the main character, since he knew exactly what she ordered all the time, would always be the one taking her order, and that he would refuse tips and go as far to bring a pizza to her doorstep.XD Haha, but it was a good little read. ^^

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  • Commented on September 21, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    Oh my god! This was so weird! 5/5 would read again

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  • Commented on September 22, 2016 at 9:42 am

    This is definitely one of the best creepypastas I’ve read! 4/5!

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  • Commented on September 25, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    Very short but I enjoyed this.

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  • cs
    Commented on September 25, 2016 at 11:50 pm

    What pizza place can cook and deliver a pizza in five minutes?

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  • Commented on September 26, 2016 at 1:52 pm

    I loved it.

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  • Commented on September 26, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    The delivery bay has a crush!!!!

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  • Commented on September 26, 2016 at 7:41 pm

    stalker alert stalker alert the boy is not a delivery boy read the title.

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  • Commented on September 26, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    I like this story short but cool

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  • Commented on September 27, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Pretty cool story i liked it a lot

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  • Commented on September 27, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Would have been several times better with a different title that made it less obvious.

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  • Vina Shen
    Commented on September 28, 2016 at 2:47 am

    Worst thing is I accidentally read the last line before continuing so…. shit i didn’t get the thrill

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  • Death
    Commented on September 28, 2016 at 8:06 am

    If this should scare me… I should be 3 years old… but still 3 starts from me… even less than 3 but I will be a nice guy today. 3 out of 5

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  • Commented on September 28, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    I foumd it more like a camp fire story but all together it was very good

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  • Commented on September 28, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    Liked the story… shoulda had a less predictable title tho

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  • pyro
    Commented on September 28, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    γγŸγ°γ‚Œ

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  • Commented on September 29, 2016 at 1:39 am

    TBH this isn’t scary. A guy sets things up… to bring you pizza with free delivery! How did this get approved while some much better ones haven’t showed up and no new ones were approved in 2 weeks now – when WAY better ones than this showed up in the queue since?

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  • Commented on September 29, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Very concise and to the point. Doesn’t waste any space or draw out the story to add any unnecessary information. Original premise and tries to refrain from clichΓ©s. Its also refreshing that your story didn’t resort to gore or violence. We need more open ended stories like this, so long as it doesn’t leave us with a soprano conclusion. My only gripe is the lack of visual description. It would help us as readers to imagine the supposed creepiness of the boy, or perhaps fill us in on the locations they met at. It will give us a more invasive experience like we are experiences and really ramp up the creepiness. Great job Wanderer.

    Chill Meter: 7/10

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  • Commented on October 2, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    This is just a story about a nice guy giving pizza and getting paid for it.

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  • Commented on October 3, 2016 at 11:46 am

    This was quite the interesting story. It was very well-written, and it was pretty creepy. One thing that confused me, however, was the fact that the main character had ordered pizza from that same pizzeria before she came across Pizza Boy, and they still delivered it. Does that mean the guy before Pizza Boy was also a creep, since the pizzeria doesn’t deliver. Please, correct me if I’ve made a mistake. πŸ™‚ Other than that, this was a great story. I really enjoyed it, and I look forward to reading more of your work. πŸ˜€

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  • Commented on October 3, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    Short but awesome CP. I would read it again some later in my time.

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  • Commented on October 4, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    It’s good

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  • Dark
    Commented on October 4, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    Skrrt Skrrt.

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  • Commented on October 5, 2016 at 12:34 am

    I like the stories that are short and have a deep twisted ending, just please, dont spoil in the title

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  • thatboi
    Commented on October 5, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    i like how you wrote a creepyPASTA about pizza

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  • Commented on October 6, 2016 at 12:30 am

    nice job it was cool

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  • Commented on October 6, 2016 at 9:57 am

    It’s good but I must agree with the fact that the title kind of spoils it

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  • ElectricKoolAid
    Commented on October 6, 2016 at 10:29 am

    Title gave away the twist, to be frank.

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  • Commented on October 6, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    My YouTube channel is Chase Tanner, I just read this if you want to check it out!

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  • Commented on October 7, 2016 at 3:37 pm

    It’s an awesome story and I enjoyed it alot

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  • Commented on October 7, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Very chilling, this is why I only go to Papa Murphy’s.

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  • Commented on October 8, 2016 at 12:16 am

    It was a very creative way to put a story with a deliver’ and a Creepypasta.

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  • Tsugirai
    Commented on October 9, 2016 at 4:19 am

    Uhm, sorry, but since when do they not deliver? Since the protag ordered pizzas from that place from before the creepy pizza boy…

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  • Commented on October 10, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    That twist was good enough to creep me out since I read this in the middle of the night in the dark…

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  • Olivia
    Commented on October 10, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    Please email me. My friends and I would love to use this story for a short film. We are college students doing it for fun. We would like to give you full credit with your permission. livnfilms@gmail.com

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  • Commented on October 10, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    My friends and I are in college and we would love to use this story as a short film purely for fun. We would like to give you full credit with you permission. Please email me livnfilms@gmail.com

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  • Commented on October 11, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    O_O after reading this i realized the title gave it away…

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  • Commented on October 14, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    Very well written, but the title gave away the ending.

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  • jinx
    Commented on October 18, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    wow… title gave ending away but wow iam shocked and comfused ,,very well written

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  • Commented on October 20, 2016 at 1:36 am

    Man, I ship delivery boy and pizza eating man so much.

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  • Commented on December 23, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    wow what a good storey creepy who was the guy then and why was he was giving the man protagonist pizza

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  • Commented on January 10, 2017 at 12:49 am

    this wasn’t really scary…

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  • Commented on January 19, 2017 at 8:17 am

    It’s so good! Write more!
    5/5

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  • Commented on February 27, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    nice twist .. i would not want such a thing to happen to me

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  • Commented on March 1, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Good story with just enough “what the heck” to make you wonder

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  • Commented on April 29, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Well written

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  • Commented on September 14, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Horrible

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  • Commented on September 15, 2016 at 12:12 am

    Das Some Gud Pasta

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  • Commented on September 15, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    WELL OKAY THEN. I rate itttttt 8/10. Its not a sterotype but it is at the same time. -Muun

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  • Maya
    Commented on September 21, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    I think this was boring… how did it get over 3 stars?

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  • Commented on September 25, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Meh, wasnt scary at all

    3/10

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  • Commented on October 3, 2016 at 12:02 am

    Sorry for the second comment but ….. I shared this with a few friends of mine at a recent 21st for the hosts twin girls who love scary stories / creepypastas (told then to check out and join this page they since have and love it. And will no doubt post comments soon too) / supernatural/ horror movies etc like myself. Actually that’s how the twins mam and da met me at a amateur short stories night for horror and creepypasta writers night at the Lazer Nightowl (local diner much loved in my area). Others at the party were also mostly from the group too. And at 21 the twins now old enough (as the diner serves alcohol) to join the group.
    Our group called The Nightowl Scare Em Good Writers Club . They are going to if not already have joined this page. As the nominated club spokesperson I was asked on behalf of the club members to say …… We all loved the story…. The twist was brilliant . Again a VERY TASTY PASTA and keep up the FANTaaSTIC Work!!!!
    10/10!!!!!!
    DiamondCevert

    Club email for those in the London ,UK area interested in joining : FREE MEMBERSHIP:
    We meet Last Friday of EVERY month at 8pm night ends at between 10.30-11pm:
    Email:
    Lorraine or Myself Christine:
    NightowlAmatuerHorrorWriters@gmail.com

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