After moving to a small town in southern Michigan I got a job as a cashier in the local store. After work I would walk home to my small house and order a small pizza.
This was my routine for two weeks when things took a strange turn. I called in my usual order to the pizzeria when a new voice, one I hadn’t heard before answer the phone and told me “The usual? No problem. I’ll deliver it in less than five minutes.”
Sure enough within five minutes my order was delivered and it was exactly what I had ordered every night before. When I tried to give the delivery boy a tip he declined, he said he didn’t need it and that he was just working at the pizzeria to get out of the house and to try and meet new people.
This became my new routine for about three months. I’d order the same pizza and the same deliver boy would stop by at the same time. It was sort of a running joke between us how he knew my routine so well and that I always had exactly what he needed.
When I grew tired of eating the same thing every night. On my way home I stopped at the small diner across the street from the pizza place and had a nice dinner. Through the window I saw my usual delivery boy leave the pizzeria with a box in hand, heading toward my block.
I returned home, later than usual, and I found a pizza box sitting on my doorstep. On the box was a note that said, “Missed you. Guess I’ll get what you owe me tomorrow.”
This creeped me out. I called the pizzeria and told the manager what I had found. I told him about the message and that for the past three months the same delivery boy had been stopping by and that I was sure he was the one who left the note.
It was then the manager told me something I never expected. “Ma’am, we don’t deliver.”
83 Comments on 'We Don’t Deliver'
I quite liked this. Short, simple and creepy. Love it!<3
That was really great, even for a shorter story! Most short stories tend to force an ending but this was a nice little story that had me at the Oh Sh!t moment. Very good, keep it up!!
The scary thing is that its a true story…….
up vote if u cri everi tim
5/5 creepypizz-…uh..Creepy pasta, it was a good creepy pasta
It’s a good short story, but my only problem is at the beginning of the story you said (the protagonist) that you’d order pizza after work from your house, for two weeks you did this. How then were you getting pizza delivered to your house if the pizzeria didn’t deliver?If it was a pick up order, maybe you should throw that little detail in so it makes more sense at the end.
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It’s not delivery… It’s Digiorno.
Das Some Gud Pasta
That was a good creepypasta
I like Delivery Boy. π
I think delivery boy might be in love or a stalker.
its not delivery its destalker…i am aware of the delivery digorno in the earlier comments…either way good story
Then why did they deliver for the first two weeks before the new guy started?
WELL OKAY THEN. I rate itttttt 8/10. Its not a sterotype but it is at the same time. -Muun
Why order when you can bake a frozen in under 15 minutes? Get Geico, because 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.
I like it! pretty good quick pasta π
4/5 π
Now that is a tasty entree pasta!!!!
This made my head rock a little bit.. Good story (:
Short and spooky just how I like it.
But then if you know the context, of “It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno”, it’s not a scary little story anymore. It’s more like a joke. Yet…
For what it is worth I liked it. However, I felt that the name kinda ruined the ending of it…
Wow, that ending gave me the creeps, love the twist.
Haha, I don’t really get it.XD I mean, just because the pizza place doesn’t deliver, doesn’t mean the guy is completely incapable of bringing a pizza to the main characters place.XD I suppose the guy must have been a stalker completely infatuated or somehow interested in the main character, since he knew exactly what she ordered all the time, would always be the one taking her order, and that he would refuse tips and go as far to bring a pizza to her doorstep.XD Haha, but it was a good little read. ^^
I think this was boring… how did it get over 3 stars?
Oh my god! This was so weird! 5/5 would read again
This is definitely one of the best creepypastas I’ve read! 4/5!
Although well written, the title gave away the twist.
Meh, wasnt scary at all
3/10
Very short but I enjoyed this.
What pizza place can cook and deliver a pizza in five minutes?
I loved it.
The delivery bay has a crush!!!!
If they don’t deliver, how did she get the pizza all those times before the new guy appeared?
stalker alert stalker alert the boy is not a delivery boy read the title.
I like this story short but cool
Pretty cool story i liked it a lot
Would have been several times better with a different title that made it less obvious.
Worst thing is I accidentally read the last line before continuing so…. shit i didn’t get the thrill
If this should scare me… I should be 3 years old… but still 3 starts from me… even less than 3 but I will be a nice guy today. 3 out of 5
Honestly, it’s not even scary. . Title gave it away
I foumd it more like a camp fire story but all together it was very good
Liked the story… shoulda had a less predictable title tho
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TBH this isn’t scary. A guy sets things up… to bring you pizza with free delivery! How did this get approved while some much better ones haven’t showed up and no new ones were approved in 2 weeks now – when WAY better ones than this showed up in the queue since?
Very concise and to the point. Doesn’t waste any space or draw out the story to add any unnecessary information. Original premise and tries to refrain from clichΓ©s. Its also refreshing that your story didn’t resort to gore or violence. We need more open ended stories like this, so long as it doesn’t leave us with a soprano conclusion. My only gripe is the lack of visual description. It would help us as readers to imagine the supposed creepiness of the boy, or perhaps fill us in on the locations they met at. It will give us a more invasive experience like we are experiences and really ramp up the creepiness. Great job Wanderer.
Chill Meter: 7/10
This is just a story about a nice guy giving pizza and getting paid for it.
Sorry for the second comment but ….. I shared this with a few friends of mine at a recent 21st for the hosts twin girls who love scary stories / creepypastas (told then to check out and join this page they since have and love it. And will no doubt post comments soon too) / supernatural/ horror movies etc like myself. Actually that’s how the twins mam and da met me at a amateur short stories night for horror and creepypasta writers night at the Lazer Nightowl (local diner much loved in my area). Others at the party were also mostly from the group too. And at 21 the twins now old enough (as the diner serves alcohol) to join the group.
Our group called The Nightowl Scare Em Good Writers Club . They are going to if not already have joined this page. As the nominated club spokesperson I was asked on behalf of the club members to say …… We all loved the story…. The twist was brilliant . Again a VERY TASTY PASTA and keep up the FANTaaSTIC Work!!!!
10/10!!!!!!
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This was quite the interesting story. It was very well-written, and it was pretty creepy. One thing that confused me, however, was the fact that the main character had ordered pizza from that same pizzeria before she came across Pizza Boy, and they still delivered it. Does that mean the guy before Pizza Boy was also a creep, since the pizzeria doesn’t deliver. Please, correct me if I’ve made a mistake. π Other than that, this was a great story. I really enjoyed it, and I look forward to reading more of your work. π
Short but awesome CP. I would read it again some later in my time.
It’s good
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I like the stories that are short and have a deep twisted ending, just please, dont spoil in the title
woah, nice… liked it!
The first paragraph alone has a huge error in it after reading the whole story. If he had been able to have pizza delivered to his house before the new “delivery boy” started showing up, then how does the twist work? It should have started with him going to the pizzeria after work to pick one up, with him deciding later to just have one delivered to him to save gas or because he was too tired to go after work, or have one delivered on his days off, and having the the pizza boy showing up on his workdays. There’s also bad sentence structure at the start of the fifth paragraph. This was a good premise, but it was not formatted well.
i like how you wrote a creepyPASTA about pizza
nice job it was cool
It’s good but I must agree with the fact that the title kind of spoils it
Title gave away the twist, to be frank.
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It’s an awesome story and I enjoyed it alot
Very chilling, this is why I only go to Papa Murphy’s.
It was a very creative way to put a story with a deliver’ and a Creepypasta.
Well, I hate pizza now…
Uhm, sorry, but since when do they not deliver? Since the protag ordered pizzas from that place from before the creepy pizza boy…
That twist was good enough to creep me out since I read this in the middle of the night in the dark…
Please email me. My friends and I would love to use this story for a short film. We are college students doing it for fun. We would like to give you full credit with your permission. livnfilms@gmail.com
My friends and I are in college and we would love to use this story as a short film purely for fun. We would like to give you full credit with you permission. Please email me livnfilms@gmail.com
O_O after reading this i realized the title gave it away…
Very well written, but the title gave away the ending.
The plot is really good and fit to be a good creepypasta, however, there’s ONE major mistake you made the story look senseless: If the pizza company didn’t deliver any pizzas then how come they did deliver BEFORE the new delivery boy came?
wow… title gave ending away but wow iam shocked and comfused ,,very well written
Man, I ship delivery boy and pizza eating man so much.
wow what a good storey creepy who was the guy then and why was he was giving the man protagonist pizza
this wasn’t really scary…
It’s so good! Write more!
5/5
nice twist .. i would not want such a thing to happen to me
Good story with just enough “what the heck” to make you wonder
Well written
Cool pasta. 4/5. Just one thing, the title gave it away.
Well written and fun, okay. However, the so-called twist ending is so clichΓ© and un-scary it almost feels like a spoof or parody of the genre. If that’s what it is, then by all means good job, because I laughed like a madman at the wham line at the end (or should I call it punch line?). If it was written to be genuinely scary and serious then…I’m sorry.
How is this so well rated? The ‘twist’ is revealed in the title. The author clearly already ordered pizza, as stated in the first paragraph. There are cryptic references to the author giving the pizza delivery boy ‘something.’ This is never expanded on. And, most important, it’s a story about a ghost pizza delivery. That isn’t scary. It’s just sad.
Interesting….short,but leaves you much to think about
You guys aare STOOPID and over thinking. The writer, clearly stated the person walks home from their long day of work, which would give you the assumption they dont have a vehicle like a million others who don’t.. you’re bashing a small pieceof the story over something you’ve imagined. When thestory NEVER mentioned the person getting pizza delivered before.
Use the very brain that comes with that thick skull of yours.