WHO WAS PHONE??

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So ur wid yo honi and ur makin out wen the phone ringz. U ansr it n da voice sayz “wut r u doin wit ma daughter?”

u tel ur girl n she say “ma dad is ded.”

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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  • Commented on April 28, 2014 at 1:07 am

    True literary brilliance. I laughed. I cried. I re-evaluated the true nature of our society. My whole life has been a sham. Nothing I could ever hope to accomplish could ever possibly match the sheer brilliance of this piece.

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  • Commented on October 31, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    This is the best Crappypasta ever written.

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  • Commented on February 11, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    Delicious pasta! It’s really funny XD Like this comment if you agree…But… WHO WAS PHONE?!??!

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  • Commented on July 3, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    @Nick Suarez

    This is supposed to be a troll pasta and is not to be taken seriously! 🙂 I felt like adding it to our archive anyway.

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  • Commented on August 5, 2013 at 9:10 am

    I shouldn’t have read this right before I had to go to sleep. I’m going to have such bad nightmares!

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  • Commented on April 16, 2014 at 11:20 pm

    Me and my friends at a sleep over would wake each other up in the middle of the night just to say “who was phone!?” LOL her mom didn’t understand at all!

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  • Commented on September 12, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    i didn’t understand it the first time, but the second time it sent goosebumps down ma spine!

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  • Commented on July 5, 2013 at 10:35 am

    One of the best laughs i had in a long time 😀

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  • Xalig
    Commented on May 30, 2015 at 12:46 pm

    Fucking hell, I read this in bed, and well… I haven’t slept in a few days, I have to keep looking under my bed. I’m fucking petrified.

    XD XD XD. It’s such a bad pasta, poorly written, and it was just a prank caller catching a coincidence. But I can just make one anecdote, it’s like your local football team… they’re always shit, but you still love them…

    5/5

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  • Commented on September 4, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    5/5 perfect. I had wicked goosebumbs throughout the whole thing.

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  • Commented on February 27, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    true definition of crappypasta 🙂 awesome

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  • Commented on February 4, 2015 at 6:06 pm

    The writer of this wanted a reaction…
    It is likely he is laughing very hard now…
    It worked.

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  • Commented on June 24, 2015 at 3:12 am

    I loved it so much that I ordered another. Thanks for the pasta

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  • Commented on November 30, 2015 at 1:38 am

    That was the single most beautiful story I have ever read. The descriptive language alone earns it five stars.

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  • Commented on September 23, 2015 at 2:51 pm

    All I’ve gotta say is

    “Then who was phone” I’m literally going to start saying this when something odd happens like, I have 3 cookies and I’m pretty sure I only ate 2 but when I look back there’s none left I’m going to then look up and quote “Then who was phone” and hopefully if everything goes as planned dramatic music will play.

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  • Commented on September 28, 2015 at 11:24 am

    The number of people who took this seriously surprises me with them commenting on grammar and all.

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  • Spoiler
    Commented on November 26, 2015 at 3:16 pm

    phone was mam

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  • Commented on September 17, 2014 at 1:00 am

    5 stars xD

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  • Commented on December 14, 2015 at 6:46 pm

    I FINALLY GET IT!!! I FINALY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE!!! WHO! WAS! PHOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Commented on January 28, 2015 at 9:26 am

    hwo waz phone xD simply the best pasta I’ve ever read.

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  • Commented on February 4, 2015 at 6:07 pm

    I gave it a 5-star beacuse of this. LOL

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  • Commented on February 12, 2015 at 4:39 pm

    LOL BEST PASTAA

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  • Commented on May 21, 2015 at 1:52 pm

    WHO WAS PHONE? What. What. I’ve been sitting here and laughing and laughing and I can’t stop. Truly brilliant piece. A work of art. *Highfives* Please write more 🙂

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  • Commented on June 16, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    Best creepypasta I’ve ever read. 10/10

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  • Commented on December 14, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    I think it was the mom. YAY I SMART!!! (Takes and IQ test) SHIT MY IQ IS -9000!!!

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  • Commented on December 15, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    Wow great pasta IGN rates 10/10 perfect I wish this was a book!

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  • Commented on October 30, 2013 at 5:17 am

    Beautiful. It’s like eating stale pasta that you’re aunt made. It doesn’t taste good, but it’s nostalgic. Yum, I think. ..

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  • Commented on January 20, 2014 at 3:30 am

    O:

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  • Commented on February 5, 2015 at 2:59 am

    OH MY GOD I AM SOOOO SCARED NOW!11!!

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  • Commented on May 21, 2015 at 3:27 pm

    It’s supposed to be funny. I hope ya know PISCIS31!

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  • Commented on May 27, 2016 at 6:13 pm

    slep iz foe da week. neva gone slep agan! im sow paranode!

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  • Commented on November 7, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    It’s the ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’ of creeypasta’s. 5/5 for sheer historical value if nothing else. 🙂

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  • Commented on December 23, 2014 at 4:02 pm

    Classic!

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  • Commented on May 21, 2015 at 4:14 pm

    Hey you, yea you PISCIS31, I give you a minus 10 -.-

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  • Commented on June 19, 2015 at 9:00 pm

    I died laughing. Good stuff.

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  • Commented on November 26, 2015 at 5:04 am

    Brilliant.

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  • Commented on November 30, 2015 at 11:26 pm

    I love the CreepyCommunity ^_^ I just got the shit scared out of me while reading a super creepy little snack, and then come across this gem that reset the mood. I do love the good, the bad, and the ugly among CreepyPastas! Keep ’em coming 🙂

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  • Commented on March 3, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    Truly the best creepypasta ever written, I can die in peace now.

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  • That one dude
    Commented on March 7, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    When your high af but still want to write a creepypasta

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  • Miss Muffet
    Commented on June 19, 2016 at 3:18 am

    This creepy pasta should be removed…it’s traumatizing. Honestly in scared sh*tless rn, why would you terrify
    Your readers like this? It was so well made….but hey, I didn’t need to sleep anyways…

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  • Commented on October 19, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    best pasta evar!!!!!10/10!!!#relatable

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  • Commented on October 22, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Alright guys….All joking aside…..who the fuck was phone??????

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  • Commented on November 28, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    THIS STORY IS SO INTRICATE. I AM A COLLEGE PROFESSOR FROM STANFORD, I TEACH PRESTIGOUS ENGLISH. THIS WOULD GET A 40/10.

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  • Commented on July 6, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    Best Pasta ever.

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  • Commented on July 10, 2013 at 11:28 am

    this pasta is too good

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  • Commented on December 13, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    stepfather.
    DERP

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  • Commented on April 3, 2014 at 11:22 am

    Gave me a good laugh, 3/5

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  • Commented on July 13, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    and that is when u get a shotgun

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  • Commented on November 28, 2014 at 8:51 am

    I love it. Laughing the whole way after reading all the way till I wrote this comment. Keep it up dude.

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  • Commented on December 18, 2014 at 8:58 pm

    lolzz totes made me laugh so hard

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  • Commented on April 12, 2015 at 7:38 pm

    @piscis or whatever, thats the point, it is supposed to be written funny.

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  • Commented on April 20, 2015 at 8:43 pm

    A terrible classic.

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  • Commented on May 20, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    This is the best creepy pasta ever 😀

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  • Commented on May 21, 2015 at 4:22 pm

    fuck

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  • Commented on May 21, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    Mileymiacyrus2- yes thank you

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  • Commented on June 1, 2015 at 9:48 pm

    I think I just pooped my pants

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  • Commented on July 10, 2015 at 10:16 pm

    I heard about this one! Oh my god so stupid and hilarious.

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  • Commented on August 13, 2015 at 1:00 am

    if i ever meet you i will throw all the books i own at your head

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  • Commented on September 16, 2015 at 3:47 am

    Nice Meme b0ss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) !

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  • Commented on September 29, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    wwwwhat?

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  • Commented on October 2, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Delicious pasta! <3

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  • Commented on October 2, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    I can’t breath! This is hilarious! Best crappypasta I’ve ever read!

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  • Wut
    Commented on October 12, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    All I can think is phone guy and crappypasta had a fucking baby

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  • Commented on October 12, 2015 at 10:13 pm

    Fabulous Potato! 11-10 My favorite. But. I think that phone was actually the man himself :O

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  • Commented on December 2, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    wtfwho was phone

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  • Commented on December 14, 2015 at 6:52 pm

    God people actually have taken this seriously! WHY DOE!!! IT NOT SUPOOSED TO BEH TAKEN SERIOUSLY!! WHYYYY!

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  • Commented on January 27, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    Haha, so stupid it makes me laugh every time. 5/5

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  • GoldenGiggity69
    Commented on February 4, 2016 at 1:01 pm

    Alright I think it’s time to go to bed

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  • Commented on February 18, 2016 at 1:54 am

    Aah, an old classic. One of the greats. You don’t like pasta if you don’t appreciate this

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  • Commented on February 29, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    I like how it’s just for laughs.

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  • Phone
    Commented on March 3, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    This has enriched my life and soul. 11/10

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  • Commented on April 5, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    beath is alive kdnf;kdsnfsdk vdsfndsjkfhjkdss jksdhkjsksj dsjshjls :3

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  • Commented on April 7, 2016 at 11:31 am

    I DON’T KNOW WHO PHONE WAS AAAAHHHHH

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  • Commented on September 2, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    This is the funniest thing i’ve seen on here lmao 10/10 😀 Loved it

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  • Harold Penisman
    Commented on October 22, 2016 at 2:43 am

    This shit was funny back in 2009

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  • Commented on November 3, 2015 at 4:08 pm

    I somehow managed to fix this story. I’ve renamed it ‘Netflix and Chill’ and just submitted it. Those who had to suffer through those awful sentences, deserve something better. Hope you like it.

    The night was supposed to be perfect. Alice and I, the couch and a movie on Netflix that we would only watch halfway. Most guys in their twenties I know would have gone all out on something like this. Rose petals, a fine red wine with hake, romantic music and dimmed lights. I love her for the fact that she hated of guys like that. Alice likes men. I chose the best movie I could find and nearly giggled with excitement. It had a reputation for its raunchy sex scenes. I hopped when the doorbell rang and answered it immediately. Even with soaking wet hair, Alice is still the most gorgeous girl on the planet. She gave me a quick kiss and ran in to change into some dry clothes. I hadn’t even noticed that it was raining. I sat down on the couch, pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and put it on silent. She came into the living room, wearing one of my large white T-Shirts. I wanted to take her there and then but I kept my composure. We both knew what was going to happen that night for the first time… or we thought we did. She curled up next to me and rested her head on my shoulder. I pushed the play button and turned down the volume the moment the opening song rattled the entire apartment. Ten minutes later, we were kissing. Her hand started going up my leg when my phone started to ring.
    “Just ignore it.” She told me. “Let it go to voicemail.”
    ‘Strange.’ I thought. ‘I could have sworn I turned it off.’
    The phone eventually stopped ringing. She started to unbutton my shirt when the phone started to ring again. She looked at it, irritated.
    “Who would call at this time of night?” She asked.
    “Maybe its Chris who is stuck in the rain or something.” I said. I looked at the caller ID on the screen. “It’s an unknown number.”
    “Then put it on silent and come here.” She instructed me.
    I did so and we went back to what we were doing. As she undid the last button my phone went off again.
    “I thought you put it on silent!” She scolded me.
    “I did! The damn thing must be broken or something.”
    “Just answer it or we’ll never get anywhere tonight.”
    I picked up the phone and put it to my ear. “Hello?” I asked. Nothing. “Chris? Is that you?” I could suddenly hear breathing on the other end of the line after I asked the question. “Chris?” I asked again.
    “Stop what you’re doing.” A deep voice said.
    “Excuse me?”
    “Leave. Her. Alone.” It said.
    I placed my hand over the phone and looked back at my fiancée. “Do you have a stalker I should know about?”
    She frowned and shook her head. I put the phone to my ear again.
    “Who is this?” I asked.
    “Death, if you don’t let go of my daughter, now!” It commanded me.
    Despite all logic, a shiver went down my spine. Alice’s parents died a few years ago. They were murdered by a robber for a few bucks. We were in college and had just started dating. “Look, Chris, if this is some kind of sick joke…”
    Before I could finish, Alice screamed and pointed behind me. I turned around to face a man just outside my window, holding a cell-phone to his ear. Infuriated, I ran to my room, grabbed my gun and went outside to confront the pervert. As I suspected, the man was gone. I went back inside and called the police. They found footprints outside my window and Alice and I filed a report. Without anything more they could do, the police left. I decided to take Alice home after that. I proposed to her the next week and we got married a month later. During our honeymoon, we went to a cabin without any reception. Alice soon became pregnant. I’m not superstitious or anything but what happened that night really made me believe that ghosts may exist. Who else could it have been that night? It had to be Alice’s father, whose ashes now stand above the fireplace of our new home.

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  • Commented on November 18, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    You are clearly Trolling me sir

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  • Commented on February 6, 2014 at 4:03 am

    Her mother

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  • Commented on May 20, 2015 at 1:49 pm

    Loooool, epic piece

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  • claire
    Commented on November 3, 2015 at 7:23 am

    Nearly shit myself

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  • Commented on May 31, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    Wtf did I just read? Haha

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  • Commented on July 15, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    I’m sorry but I extremely dislike this story.
    1: Bad grammar
    2: Bad spelling
    3: it doesn’t even make sense

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  • Commented on June 19, 2015 at 2:44 pm

    I have been trolled!

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  • Commented on July 3, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    I am familiar with it never really liked it XD. But yeah it is a classic so I guess it deserves it’s place here.

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  • Commented on May 21, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    PISCIS31 NOBODY LIKES YOU,!!! I GIVE YOU -7584837255236475958584847 Carmella gives you a -10 and it should be -758392645281829294765656463782

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  • Commented on November 3, 2015 at 11:31 am

    I came here to be entertained, scared and inspired. This insults my and everyone else’s intelligence. Whoever wrote this is either illiterate or intoxicated. Either way, please don’t do this again.

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  • Commented on November 22, 2015 at 2:06 am

    What…the…crap. I had to read it a few times to understand the slang wording the author chose, which I honestly have no idea why they couldn’t have used modern language that is illegible to read and get it the first time. Other than the grammatical errors, the story base was interesting I suppose.

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  • Commented on October 9, 2013 at 12:30 am

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!666

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  • Commented on December 2, 2015 at 7:36 am

    If 12 years old would write creepypastas this is what the grammar would be on average.

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  • xarwhohasbecameanreviewer
    Commented on December 10, 2015 at 4:35 am

    tat was bullshit

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  • Commented on January 6, 2016 at 6:47 am

    Good story. Horrible grammar made me tremble.

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  • Commented on July 8, 2013 at 12:40 am

    Her mother must have a very low voice.

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  • Commented on May 5, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    I think that even though its pretty cool, you should fix the grammar.

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  • Commented on May 9, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    it was shit

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  • Commented on July 16, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    should fix the title

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  • Commented on January 26, 2014 at 1:54 am

    I dont get it

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  • LDH
    Commented on September 2, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    What a joke.

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  • Commented on October 9, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    um i don’t so much like this creepypasta it might be creepy but grammar was so bad i barely understood it

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  • Commented on August 16, 2014 at 2:49 am

    Yeah this was clever but the grammar was absolutely horrible was this written by a five year old, a teenage girl or an inner-city student.

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  • Commented on March 27, 2014 at 1:00 am

    Either her mother, in which she used a deep low voice, or something, or the step father……Or step mother, either way. -shrugges-

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  • Commented on July 3, 2013 at 11:01 am

    This pasta makes my eyes bleed. I know it all too well, and while the idea is ok, even if short, I can’t understand why it’s not written in a more undestandable grammar -_-

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  • Commented on October 9, 2013 at 12:27 am

    Horrible?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!!??!

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  • Commented on March 16, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    I’m honestly surprised only two others got it. the mom. it doesn’t say it was a deep voice. plus this is one of the most stupidest ones I’ve read.

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  • Commented on November 16, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    My 5 yr old can write better than this. I give it a -10

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