May 18, 2011. My name is Greg, I just moved into my new house in Pennsylvania. Me and my Girlfriend have had the house for at least four months now and we’ve managed to mold it into what we’ve wanted for years. My Girlfriend, Carmen works almost the entire day so I find myself with the entire new house to myself with a lot of time to kill. But lets just cut to the chase… My phone vibrates. “Carmen: going 2 be home late, sorry babe.” “Probably work,” I assumed. “With her being conned into staying late by her new boss, I should expect her to get home at 12:00. I might as well go to bed now.” And with…